My sister visited last week with her one year old son.
Kind of brought me back to the days when mine were little. Sigh ....
Also made me recall all the things we, as mothers, do with our children. Things that, if we did them to anyone else, we would get
slapped, shot or sued.
A small list:
Putting nose to bottom and taking a big whiff
Giving the diapered crotchal region a good squeeze
Wiping snot/boogers off the face with our fingers
Cleaning faces with our saliva
Reaching into a slobbery mouth to retrieve a handful of saliva-coated
dog food, legos, grass
Discussing with others the shape, size, consistency and frequency of another's bowel movements
Asking if they've pooped
Asking if they've wiped
Asking to look to double check
Putting hands inside
toilets, garbage cans,diapers
to retrieve lost/hidden/tossed items
Asking someone if they have to poop or pee
Telling someone they have to poop or pee
Demanding of someone that they MUST poop or pee on command this instant
Sigh. Guess I'm kinda glad mine are older now.
Though I've still been known to put nose to armpit and take a big whiff.....
Go poop. DO IT NOW! And then come back and click the button.
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