OK, so I'm a good 7 pounds behind schedule on my Clooney Diet.
And if that wasn't bad enough, the date for the premier has been moved up. By a good 3+ weeks!
Not only has it been moved up, it's been moved to Thanksgiving Eve. So now I have to consider all of the following:
1) Is it OK to leave my family for a few days to fly clean across the country?
2) Is it OK to leave on the premise of unabashedly ogling a celebrity?
3) Is it OK to ditch my family on Thanksgiving on the premise of unabashedly ogling a celebrity?
4) Should I still even consider going if I can't get the weight off? I mean, at the end of the red carpet, will there be a pass-through scanner, like you'd find at the airport, to scan for body fat? Will I be pulled out of line and patted down and declared too fat for entry to where the beautiful people are milling about?
So many questions. So many points to ponder.
I don't know I don't know I don't know.
All I do know is that getting back on track with my diet, and accelerating my weight loss deadline to accomodate for the change in dates, is going to take a Herculean effort. Especially given that it's summer, which means road trips and munchies, the occassional (cough) refreshing alcoholic beverage, and yummies on the grill.
Advise and vote. That's all I ask.
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