I broke free from my captors!
It was the most horrifying 36 hours of my life but I am free.
By day they were cute, almost innocent looking beachgoing children.
By night .....
They were quick to let me know they had a shrink ray gun and would not hesitate to use it. They cruelly demonstrated their powers with a national landmark as I watched helplessly.
They showed no mercy as they read through their list of restrictions.
Or when they forced me to eat buckets of toxic gruel.
They tried to keep their identities secret.
But my bottle of sunblock was really a cleverly disguised camera and I took lots of pictures to be used as evidence against them.
This is their ring leader.
You guessed it.
Here he is sharing his evil plan with one of his maniacal minions.
But when they learned I was onto them, they tried to run.
Some tried to dig their way to China.
Some tried to swim back into the mist from whence they came.
Babyface tried to flee in his get-away car.
But his minion tossed him out and took the wheel.
It was my turn to laugh maniacally as they fled.
I was free.
Free me from my rank in the 20s. Click on this brown button to help me climb back into the teens!
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