Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Franngelina

Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina.

Right?


And Fred + Anne = Fran.

Wanna play six degrees of separation? Yawn.
Anne to my sister, actress Mary Birdsong: 1 degree.
Mary to George Clooney (in a movie together): 2 degrees.
George to bff Brad: 3 degrees.

Done.

So as couples, we're so together that I feel we should be considered by one and all to be....

Franngelina.


Let's compare the respective partners:

Angelina
6 kids. 3 boys, 3 girls. 3 by birth, 3 by international adoption.

Anne
6 kids. 3 boys, 3 girls. 3 by birth, 3 by international adoption.

Angelina
She was raised by WEALthy celebrities.

Anne
I was raised on WELfare.

Angelina
She is beleaguered by requests for her signature on photos, foreheads, and bits of napkins.

Anne
I am beleaguered by requests for my signature on field trip permission slips, course syllabi, and bus transportation forms.

Angelina
While her partner is off jet-setting and acting in bazillion-dollar films, she is stuck raising six kids all by herself with only six nannies, a full housekeeping staff and a personal chef.

Anne
While my partner is off working, I am stuck raising six kids all by myself with only....well with nothing.

Angelina

















Plus Anne























Equals Annegelina
























Brad
His name is spelled consonant-r-vowel-d.

Fred
His name is spelled consonant-r-vowel-d.

Uncanny. It's like they're twins.

Brad














Plus Fred
















Equals Bred


























And last but not least, when you morph Annegelina and Bred, of course you get.....
























Franngelina



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4 comments:

Julie said...

I'd take you and Fred any day over Brad and Angie!!! Specially as they messed up Glasgow city centre for what seemed like 3 centuries filming Zombie war X or some such rubbish.
THey may have the money and the nannies. but my money goes on your brood having LOVE

farmbeachgal said...

Thanks for your vote of confidence, Julie! I guess we'll wait and see whose kids spend more hours on the therapist's couch some day, right?

Lori @ Five of My Own said...

I'm thinking you are REALLY enjoying the time the kids spend in school

perhaps too much.

Hysterical.

farmbeachgal said...

Oh my gosh, Lori, if you find yourself with a few spare minutes in between driving to every offical office in your state, you HAVE to try Morph Thing. So much fun.

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