I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve.
Erich Fromm
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
Jon Stewart
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
John Cleese
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns.
William S. Gilbert
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Dave Barry
Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Mary Bly
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him out in a car, he sticks his head out the window. ~ Steve Bluestone
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