Monday, June 13, 2011
Mirth Monday - in honor of Houdini
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve.
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns.
William S. Gilbert
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him out in a car, he sticks his head out the window. ~ Steve Bluestone
Chuckle chuckle. Click click.