Monday, July 18, 2011

It's Happened Again....

I've been kidnapped. Again.

I know, right?

This is one of my captors.

Babyface (Buttsky) is long gone. This is their new leader. Cheeks.

This is the ransom money they have demanded.

I'm scared. They carry bags of body parts around with them.

They blindfolded me and walked me down a damp, dungeon-like corridor.

They throttled me and shook me like a rag-doll and threatened to throw me into the waterfall if they weren't paid soon.

But far below I spied a boat. This was my only chance! Like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive, I did a Peter Pan right off the ledge. I landed on the boat and made my get-away.

For now......

But I'm not out of the woods yet. I keep looking over my shoulder for Cheeks and his gang. Send him the ransom money to help me make a clean get-away, or you may never see me again! If you can't send money, click this brown button instead.
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Anonymous said...

Recently found your blog - you are too cute!! What a funny post - made me smile...a lot!! :) Hope you're having fun with those captors of yours ;)

Lots of love from Baby Pickel

farmbeachgal said...

Thank you Baby Pickel. Do you have a Mama and a Papa Pickel?

Lynda Halliger-Otvos said...

I clicked because you are very creative and your blog is on the top of the page and labeled “Top 50”. I got thrilled to see your header sitting there so proud and pretty.

I have no dollars from our northern neighbor. I do have Euros. Not sure of exchange rate, I will send them all to your captors and hope for your timely (in time to cook dinner timely) release. May the forks be with you as you eat dinner.

farmbeachgal said...

Thank you Lynda. My family is counting on you! 8-)

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