I've been kidnapped. Again.
I know, right?
This is one of my captors.
Babyface (Buttsky) is long gone. This is their new leader. Cheeks.
This is the ransom money they have demanded.
I'm scared. They carry bags of body parts around with them.
They blindfolded me and walked me down a damp, dungeon-like corridor.
They throttled me and shook me like a rag-doll and threatened to throw me into the waterfall if they weren't paid soon.
But far below I spied a boat. This was my only chance! Like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive, I did a Peter Pan right off the ledge. I landed on the boat and made my get-away.
But I'm not out of the woods yet. I keep looking over my shoulder for Cheeks and his gang. Send him the ransom money to help me make a clean get-away, or you may never see me again! If you can't send money, click this brown button instead.
Happy Birthday Dennis
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