Big, bold Big Daddy.
Seems he's hen-pecked.
I guess that's what it is. All around the base of his tail he's bald.
He acts so tough, but I guess he just lets his ladies walk all over him.
Yesterday I was at my milk farm. I thought to myself,
"Who better to ask an animal husbandry question than this nice, young Amish girl?"
So I sez to her, I sez,
"Sadie, let me ask you a question. I've got a rooster that's going bald all around the base of his tail. Have you ever seen that?"
And she knew right what I was talking about.
"Oh yah", she sez. "We had a rooster that happened to. Lost all his feathers right around his tail."
I brightened. I knew I had come to the right place with my question.
"What did you do about it?" I asked.
"We got a new rooster."
Sigh. Please vote.